MVP of WEEK 3: Crush

Well, if there is one thing that I've learned from watching American Gladiator it's that Crush is unflappable. By unflappable, I mean that she's kicked so much ass as a professional fighter that the giant q-tips and perky competitors are a cake walk for her. Just check this out:

She kicks a ton of ass. And if you get up in her grill, SHE. WILL. BURY. YOU.

Sure she got dq'ed for it, but it sent a message. It said that if you cross the Crusher, you will get a beautifully sculpted kick to the face. And you will lose. Then later win. But lose in the end thanks to you being terrible at the Eliminator.

Crush 1000000. Competition 0.

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